What in THE HELL is wrong with me?

I've committed to doing a marathon next March.

How in the hell am I going to stay motivated and get the miles in before then? In Central New York? In the winter?

Stay tuned folks. Mr. Open-Mouth-Insert-Foot has done it again. (I do that often enough, I'm surprised I don't have Athlete's Tongue).

...and I don't even like running....